!!CONGRATULATIONS KED ON GETTING HIGH SCORE FOR WEEK FOURTEEN!!
MANTLE OF MAGNIFICENCE
Two teams won this week and didn't make the playoffs - TIU and DMM. TMW ends regular season with a 4- game winstreak.
(KED (8.6)⭐⭐⭐🤺), (CAB (9-5)), (TIU (7-7) ⭐⭐), PTS (11-3)⭐⭐), (TMW (10-4)⭐⭐⭐⭐🤺🤺), , and (DMM (5-9) ⭐⭐🏈🏈) in order of points scored.
CELLAR OF SHAME
MTT ends the regular season with a losing streak of 6 games. JWW ends the season in familiar territory. One loser this week gets to the Playoffs - UGG.
(RAF (5-9)🏈🤺), (NUT (12-2)⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🤺), (UGG (7-7)⭐), (DNF (5-9)⭐🏈), (MTT (4-10)🏈), and (JWW (1-13)⭐) in order of losing points scored.
Free Agent Top 5er:
NADA/ZILCH/NONE
(KEY: 🤺-Top 5 Defense/ST, 🏈-Top 5 Kicker, ⭐-Top 5 Player Q/R/W/T)
DFFL WEEKLY PRODUCTION NOTES
DFFL Production:
DFFL scored 1593.18 in Week 14.
Wk1-1493.7; Wk2-1558.98, Wk3-1526.44, Wk4-1676.94, Wk5-1719.48, Wk6-1639.76, Wk7-1566.43, Wk8-1843.04, Wk9-1507.4, Wk10-1692.8, Wk11-1619.58, Wk12-1779.02, WK13-1677.54, WK14-1593.18.
Benched Diamonds - Wasted Production in WEEK 14:
Highest Bencher QB – RAF's Matthew Stafford (35.16)
Highest Bencher RB - DNF's Tajae Spears (20.8) - Taxi
Highest Bencher WR – TMW's Deandre Hopkins (25.9)
Highest Bencher TE – KED's Isaiah Likely (17.8)
Highest Bencher K – KED's Greg Zuerlein (17)
Highest Bencher DEF – MTT's Minnesota Vikings (20)
DFFL Platinum Performers - Week 14
Sponsored by: Timmy Koffa's Betters Diner - Home of the "40 BURGER"
KED's Lamar Jackson (QB) - 48.6
*Stroud's 60.3 in Week 9 is Season High *
DFFL WEEK 14 AWARDS
Tyson Award. Nite, Nite! Thleep Tight!
- PTS (3) knocks out MTT by 54.58 points in the final week of the regular season The final score was 144.94 to MTT's 90.36. So PTS starts the season with a Tyson, and ends it with one. Nice work!
2023: MTT (1), RAF (2), NUT (1), DMM (1), UGG (1), TIU (1), DNF (1), TMW (3), PTS (3)
Historical: JWW 139.88
Maguire Award. Show me the Money!
- KED (1) gets his first Maguire in the last week with a score of 170.14. Solid games from LaJax, Kittle, Mixon and White led to the high score for KED. Oh, and the best game LaJax has had all year...48.64! Nice work, Ked. You're $30 richer.
2023: PTS (1), TIU (2), RAF (1), CAB (1), UGG (1), NUT (3), TMW (4)
Historical: DNF 246.5
Cliffhanger Award. By the skin of your teeth and newly discovered hair loss!
-DMM (2) gets the new next closest game in the DFFL this week, squeaking by JWW with a difference of only 0.14!! Not much to highlight other than both teams couldn't quite break 90 points. No one but The Wonder's Hubbard really had a good game, but it wasn't enough to take out DMM. Honorable mention goes to CAB for a 0.84 point win over RAF - ties the Halloween Howler.
2023: UGG (2), DNF (1), KED (1), JWW (1), TIU (1), PTS (1), NUT (4), RAF (1), DMM (2)
Historical: “The Tie”’19 (CAB vs RAF); MillionairesvWonder(.14); “Halloween Howler.84”’22 (TMW vs NUT)
Meme Award. When your best isn’t good enough, but makes for great jokes!
- JWW (2) gets his second Meme in so many weeks withhis low scoreof 86.94. Nothing to highlight that hasn't been said in the Cliffy write-up.
2023: DNF (1), RAF (4), UGG (4), MTT (3), JWW (2)
Historical: MTT 55.82 (Wk1/2023), OIE (MTT) 66.04.
Shamrock Award. I found me 4-leaf clover, and though small, I be a winner!
- DMM (1) gets his first Shammy of the seasonwith the lowest score among winners, 87.08.
2023: CAB (2), KED (2), MTT (1), PTS (3), TIU (1), DNF (1), RAF (1), UGG (2), DMM (1)
Historical: CAB 102.7
TY-SHAM: PTSvsRAF(wk2 138.02).
Red Shirt Award. Starfleet security officer taking one for CAPT Kirk.
- RAF (1) gets his first Red Shirt of the season with the highest losing score at 163.08. It turns out CAB having one of his best games and Romeo Doubs thudding out in Game 14 was just too much for RAF and his 2nd best score of the season.
2023: KED (2), JWW (1), TMW (2), DMM (3), TIU (3), PTS (2), RAF (1)
Historical: NUT 205.10 (Halloween Howler, Oct22)
Mojo Award. “Yeah, Baby!” Best pickup or start/sit decisions.
- CAB (1) gets his first Mojo by deciding Cooper Kupp was just too good to sit. CAB played him - many didn't in fantasy - and reaped the 25.5 point game. This start decision helped CAB get his 9th win. This was only his second best score, and this was supposed to be Kupp szn...dratted injuries. Honorable mention goes to TMW for starting David Njoku at TE (26.1).
2023: DMM (1), RAF (1), MTT (2), JWW (3), DNF (1), NUT (1), UGG (1), TMW (3)
Noonan Award. "Best Ball Award"..nana nana naaa!
- RAF (1) gets his first Noonan, as the "firsts" for awards continue. Had RAF started D. Foreman instead of Keaton Mitchell, he could have spoiled CAB's week and seeding in the playoffs.
2023: MTT (1), JWW (2), TMW (1), TIU (3), KED (1), DMM (2), PTS (1), CAB (1), RAF (1)
(RETIRED) Deck Chairs Award. First Class or Steerage? All equally suck on Titanic!
As a result of trade deadline, this award is officially retired for the 2023 season.
RAF AND JWW received the most Deck Chair Awards (3 each) during the 2023 Regular Season. Both franchises have Week 15 BYEs in the consolation bracket and are ranked 11 and 12 in the DFFL Power Rankings.
Owners who managed to keep their assets above 'The Drink' include; NUT, PTS, TIU and KED; all teams with a solid shot at DFFL Championship Glory.
2023: UGG (1), DNF (2), CAB (1), TMW (1), RAF (3), MTT (1), DMM (2), JWW (3)
Good LUCK in the Playoffs !!
I'll complete a wrap-up on awards at a later date...Regular season 2023 comes to an end with some big changes to pecking order for franchises.
~Rudolf
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