This week in part one of the Mad Dash to the Outhouse Week 16 tournament, PTS (5-9) is home and taking on DMM (3-11) for a chance to represent in the DFFL's Shite Throne Bowl.
PTS has a Herbert, Conner, Sun God, and a Metcalf playing solid matchups in Week 16, making him a favorite to win and step aside for DMM's mad dash to the outhouse. Btw, Sun God is Amon Ra St. Brown, which RAF graciously "leased" to Point Six for the 2022 season. The Dead Monies have their work cut out for them as they are without a QB, in a KED-like dilemma sure to cause DMM stomach cramps next week on the throne. Ryan was sat for Foles to start in Indy, and Hurts is, well, hurt. Brissett is useless now that Deshaun "Tuggy" Watson is the starter in Cleveland. However, the Dead Monies will seek big help from superstar Dallas RB, Pollard, hoping the dude gets him a nice 40 or 50 burger in points (not at all impossible for the stud RB). Hopkins can easily catch a few TDs and gain some yards; he's gonna need to in order to counter Point Six's lineup potential. Will Allen Lazard play like the WR1 we all hoped he might be in 2022? DMM hopes so! He'll need to have a record-breaking day to keep up with the PTSers. The Flex spots will feature Elijah "22 Season Bust" Moore, JK "Just Heal Already" Dobbins, and DK "100yds easy" Metcalf against Joshua "Williams and Allen Need a Soft Tissue Injury" Palmer, Parris "Why am I starting" Campbell, and Curtis "Nees Wk1-2 Production" Samuel. Both teams will want these dudes to ball out, which is more likely to occur on the Point Six side.
Good Luck, Gents! Keep your eye on 2023 and the upcoming NFL Draft!
FAVORITE: PTS (-20)
UNDERDOG: DMM (+20)
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