Congrats to Top Scorer...UGG
WINNER’S CIRCLE! -
So nice to be among a winning group, with winning ways, winning teams, winning players! You make DFFL a shining example for all those who yearn to understand the makeup of a platinum dynasty fantasy league in these trying fantasy production times! Congratulations to:
(UGG⭐⭐⭐🦶🛡️🛡️), (KED⭐⭐⭐⭐🦶), (TIU⭐⭐🛡️🛡️), (RAF⭐), (JWW⭐⭐⭐), and (TMW⭐⭐🛡️) in order of points scored (Hey, look, Ma, TMW made it!).
DEATH BY THOUSANDS CUTS -
So sad for those loser teams who are one week closer to rebuilding their loser ways, abandoning loser players, and even changing their loser names than they even realize #loo-oo-oo-sers. Better luck next week for:
(DNF⭐🦶), (MTT), (PTS⭐🦶), (DMM⭐⭐), (NUT⭐🦶), and (CAB) in order of losing points scored in sad, sad losses (time for nuclear option, CAB?).
(KEY: 🛡️-Top 5 Defense/ST, 🦶-Top 5 Kicker, ⭐-Top 5 Player Q/R/W/T)
AWARDS -
Need a new tire from that blowout?
- KED (1) with a 42.28 point win over PTS gets this week’s blowout
Award. Honorable mention goes to JWW who was a mere 1 point away from tying
KED’s blowout score at 41.28 over NUT.
2022: RAF (1), UGG (1), DNF (1), TIU (2), TMW (1), KED (1)
Historical: JWW 139.88
Need some oil to fix that squeaker?
- RAF (1) beat DMM by 12.9 points, achieving the closest win of the week. 2022: NUT (1), DMM (1), JWW (1), UGG (3), RAF (1)
Historical: CAB and RAF (“the tie”)
Show him the money!
- UGG (3) scored 177.34 to get the high score and $50.00 prize money. For the 4th time in 7 games, no one got close to 200 points. The league continues to see scores that are more competitive and lower than projections.
2022: PTS (1), TIU (1), TMW (2), UGG (3)
Historical: DNF 246.5
Low-ered Ex-pect-aaa-tions! - When your best not only isn’t good enough, it just plain sucks!
- CAB (1) gets the unfortunate distinction of providing DFFL with the lowest point total of the week. CAB got right up to the Century mark, lost an eye after stepping on a Drake, and fell flat on his Deebo at a measly 99.80 points.
2022: TMW (1), JWW (1), PTS (1), MTT (1), NUT (1), DMM (1), CAB (1)
Historical: OIE 66.04 (MTT before MTT)
This ain’t horseshoes or hand grenades.
- DNF (1) relieved The RAF this week and assumed Watch for the highest scoring loser team in the league in Week 7. His very respectable score of 161.76 would have beat every team in the league except two…and he HAD to play one of ‘em this week. !Que Lastima! (What Luck!)
2022: CAB (1), PTS (1), DMM (1), TIU (1), RAF (2), DNF (1)
Historical: JWW 200.88
Better lucky?
- TMW (1) took a page from the NUT playbook, played down to his competition this week, and posted the lowest score in a win this week. He beat lowest producer, CAB, with a score of 133.66 to pull out a win in Week 7. Of note, he STILL would have beat every loser team in the league, except poor ole DNF; so not the worst low score winner ever.
2022: UGG (1), RAF (1), DMM (1), MTT (1), NUT (2), TMW (1)
Historical: CAB 102.7
Ford, Chevy, or Ram?
- Best pickup or start / sit decision (s)…UGG wins this award for his prowess in nabbing the oft injured BMore Running Back, Big Gus Edwards, off waivers mid-week. While CAB was chasing points with Drake, UGG recalled the greatness that used to be Edwards. Ultimately, UGG did not start Gus, but he didn’t need to. The depth pick will probably be the starter moving forward in BMore and continues to put UGG on a trajectory to do great things in the playoffs.
2022: NUT (1), JWW (3), UGG (3)
Historical: EJT 58.25 “FitzMagic” (EJT was prior KAK?? PTS??)
Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda (WCS).
- DMM (2) gets the WCS award this week for decisions on start/sit and what Woulda happened with some lineup tweaking. DMM Coulda beat RAF this week if he’d only sat Sony Michel. Michel brought DMM a diminished and disappointing 1.8 points, which was actually on par with Michel’s recent weekly production. DMM Shoulda started Darius Slayton, who on a receiver starved Giants team incurred a nice 15.30 points (on the bench). DMM woulda coulda shoulda beat RAF by a diminutive 0.6 POINTS!!!! Wowser!
2022: TMW (1) , JWW (1), MTT (1), PTS (1), TIU (1), NUT (1), UGG (1) DMM (2)
Titanic Deck Chairs (Making “Bold” moves in spite of “assured” disaster…but I’m unsinkable!?!)
Maiden award for those of us who feel the need to make transactions, only to realize it helps/helped us not. This will likely only go to losers with losing records each week, but even winners can achieve this award if the move is #SMH enough.
- CAB (3) achieves this award in memoriam. Prior to sinking lower than whale poo in the Marianas Trench, SS CAB lightened the SS RAF load by agreeing to take the 100ton useless anchor known as Kenyon Drake. Little did CAB know that buoyancy would be adversely affected with this decision. Indeed, the transaction, one way or the other, would not have changed the unfortunate course of doom CAB was already steaming toward, all-ahead flank. However, the Drake with his unrepairable compromise of CAB’s lower decks only hastened the dark and lonely depths to which he sank on Sunday, 23 October 2022. Here lies CAB! One too many deck chair swaps couldn’t reverse the inevitable! Glub…Glub…Glub…
2022: PTS (1), RAF (2), CAB (3)
ON TO NEXT WEEK, FELLOW FEROCIOUS FIGHTING FANTASY FEASTERS!!
~RAF
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