Congrats to Top Scorer...TMW
WINNER’S CIRCLE! -
So nice to be among a winning group, with winning ways, winning teams, winning players! You make DFFL a shining example for all those who yearn to understand the makeup of a platinum dynasty fantasy league in these trying fantasy production times! Congratulations to:
(TMW⭐⭐🦶🛡️), (DMM⭐), (TIU⭐⭐🛡️🛡️), (CAB⭐), (DNF⭐⭐⭐🦶), , (KED⭐⭐⭐⭐🦶), and in order of points scored. Special shout-out to CAB and DMM for making the cut, first in AGES!!! Also, a bell tolled and CAB gained a STAR; happy days in CABdom.
DEATH BY THOUSANDS CUTS -
So sad for those loser teams who are one week closer to rebuilding their loser ways, abandoning loser players, and even changing their loser names than they even realize #loo-oo-oo-sers. Better luck next week for:
(NUT⭐🦶), (JWW⭐⭐⭐), (UGG⭐⭐🦶🛡️🛡️), (RAF⭐), (MTT), and (PTS) in order of losing points scored in sad, sad losses (time for nuclear option, PTS?). Special wedgy goes to UGG and JWW for crapping out for the first time in weeks; joining the scallywags of Thousand Cuts. Don’t drop the soap, and stay clear of the regulars during slop time; like PTS and MTT.
** Top 5 Changes from Week 7: TMW gains D/ST, DMM lost a TE, CAB gains a WR, DNF gains a TE and RB, UGG lost an RB, and PTS lost a WR and Kicker **
(KEY: 🛡️-Top 5 Defense/ST, 🦶-Top 5 Kicker, ⭐-Top 5 Player Q/R/W/T)
AWARDS -
Need a new tire from that blowout?
- DMM (1) with a whopping 97.24 point schlackkkking of PTS wins this award. This is PTS second bad bears beating in a row; getting the same beat down last week against KED. I feel for PTS. They are like Rocky in the early rounds right now; getting beat like a pinata. Perhaps building the character and strength to Daniel-Son some DFFL owners next year? We’ll see!
KED’s blowout score at 41.28 over NUT.
2022: RAF (1), UGG (1), DNF (1), TIU (2), TMW (1), KED (1), DMM (1)
Historical: JWW 139.88
Need some oil to fix that squeaker?
- TMW (1) beat NUT by a mere 0.840000000 points this week in what is now known as The Halloween Howler. Unbelievable! Stupendous game! One of the DFFL greats! Was it rigged? Do we demand a recount? Should we give them both a win?? Well, stat corrections are unlikely to change this score, folks. TMW and NUT put on a once in a lifetime show and while they didn’t disappoint, someone had to “lose”. It’s. Just. So. Hard. To. Call. This. A. Loss. By. NUT!! DFFL teams rarely pass the 200 Mark week-to-week, so this was a treat. Epic performance by both these teams! Congrats to the winner TMW, but also to NUT. The only closest game was “The Tie,” back in 2019.
2022: NUT (1), DMM (1), JWW (1), UGG (3), RAF (1), TMW (1)
Historical: The Tie (CAB vs RAF); Halloween Howler (TMW vs NUT)
Show him the money!
- TMW (3) scored 205.94 points to get the high score and $50.00 prize money. After a couple weeks of low scoring, two teams smashed the 200 mark and in the same game, while a third team (DMM) got close. DFFL scored over 1873 points this week!
2022: PTS (1), TIU (1), UGG (3), TMW (3)
Historical: DNF 246.5
Low-ered Ex-pect-aaa-tions! - When your best not only isn’t good enough, it just plain sucks!
- PTS (2) drops lower than whale sh*!, getting a diminutive 93 points this week. How, you might ask? Well, for starters, 3 lineup starters for PTS died prior to game time, and 2 others might as well have. Tough sledding for PTS these days. I’m sure he wishes for this season in the rearview mirror…*sadface*.
2022: TMW (1), JWW (1), MTT (1), NUT (1), DMM (1), CAB (1), PTS (2)
Historical: OIE 66.04 (MTT before MTT)
This ain’t horseshoes or hand grenades.
- NUT (1) scored a gargantuan 205.10 points this week…..AND LOST!!! Wowser! Craziness! Guess what folks!? That’s a RECORD! NUT owns the record and relieves JWW (200.88)at the top for highest score for a losing team. I for one thought JWW would be like the Don Shula of this award….so far at the top, that no one (except maybe Belichik) could reach him. YOU DID IT NUT!! You OWN the AH-OR-HG Award!
2022: CAB (1), PTS (1), DMM (1), TIU (1), RAF (2), DNF (1), NUT (1)
Historical: NUT 205.10 **OCT 31, 2022 Changed**
Better lucky?
- KED (1) with a very respectable 156.72 points posted the lowest score for a winning team this week vs. RAF. This just highlights the special week we just had in DFFL. The Winners Circle was platinum in scoring this week, with particular thanks to TMW and DMM.
2022: UGG (1), RAF (1), DMM (1), MTT (1), NUT (2), TMW (1), KED (1)
Historical: CAB 102.7
Ford, Chevy, or Ram?
- Best pickup or start / sit decision (s). DNF (1) gets the award starting ‘Big Hank’ Henry vs. the Texans Defense. The Texans historically make Big Hank a platinum RB, and this week was no different! Big Hank pulled in 43.30 points for DNF, which helped catapult him over MTT for the win. Even AJ Brown (37.60) couldn’t get MTT close in this game; thanks to Derrilicked “my balls” Carr’s horrible, terrible, disgusting, head-in-the-ground performance vs. Saints on Sunday. Nice work to DNF!!
2022: NUT (1), JWW (3), UGG (3), DNF (1)
Historical: EJT 58.25 “FitzMagic” (EJT was prior KAK?? PTS??)
Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda (WCS).
- NUT (2) gets the WCS Award for Week 8. Ho Hum…this TMW v NUT game is loaded with material. Okay…so, it’s very difficult to provide any kind of critique to NUT for his solid performance, but awards are awards..let’s dissect! Had NUT started Khalil Herbert - RB from Chicago, and probably the better start than Montgomery, moving forward in the season - and sat Michael Carter (I know, who’s gonna sit Carter??)...* breathe * …NUT woulda busted out more points than TMW. TMW woulda got the historical award for AHorHG. NUT coulda been 50 bucks richer. NUT shoulda known that Herbert would get more points than Carter…right!?! Tough one.
2022: TMW (1) , JWW (1), MTT (1), PTS (1), TIU (1), UGG (1), DMM (2), NUT (2)
Titanic Deck Chairs (Making “Bold” moves in spite of “assured” disaster…but I’m unsinkable!?!)
Maiden award for those of us who feel the need to make transactions, only to realize it helps/helped us not. This will likely only go to losers with losing records each week, but even winners can achieve this award if the move is #SMH enough.
- RAF (3) earns a rusty, crustacean layered Deck Chair award this week. USS RAF sailed by a USS PTS raft boat with Deck Chair Courtland Sutton screaming for help. Sutton yelled, “Help, RAF! Get me off this deflating PTS life-raft! I need to be aboard a Franchise with a winning chance!” RAF, ecstatic to see a Homer Player in need, quickly nabbed Sutton and sailed into a brewing KED Cyclone. “KED Cyclones are known to be a lot of hot air with little-to-no punch in 2022!,” RAF proclaimed as he steamed closer to the storm. Suddenly, the storm reared up a Chubb of a wave, tossing that crustacean layered Sutton of a Deck Chair over onto a falling Mixon anchor. RAF yelled out, “Let’s RIIIIIIDE!!” But it was too late. Down went USS RAF in Week 8…rotated Deck Chairs and all …Glub…Glub…Glub…
2022: PTS (1), CAB (3), RAF (3)
What a historical week! What will this week bring??
~RAF
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